Monster: Gaptooth McGoo V3

Height: 12cm
Features: Human-like teeth, wide dark eyes
Fur: Blue tie dye fuzzy
Fart velocity: El diablo
Phlegm consistency: Chunky
Description: We don’t know why anyone would volunteer to have these tiny terrors around them 24/7, but people make weird decisions. For your safety we’ve made sure you can keep them attached to you at all times to keep them out of as much trouble as possible. However, we are not responsible for their behaviour!