Monster: Indecisive Monster

Number: 5
Height: 22cm
Features: Human-like teeth, mismatched button eyes, yellow ears
Fur: Yellow felt
Fart velocity: Silent but violent
Phlegm consistency: Runny
Description: This monster is always spaced out. It’s never been the same since it was pushed through that wormhole. Now, this crazy-eyed creature can be found wondering the cosmos in search for victims to push into the same maddening fate.