Monster: Shameless Goof

Number: 135
Height: 22cm
Features: Human-like gapped teeth, slitted eyes, raised arms, golden pleather mankini
Fur: Blue pleather
Fart velocity: Stealth
Phlegm consistency: Moist
Description: Dance like no one is watching” is more than just a motto for this monster—it’s a way of life. But so is farting, eating, singing, stealing, tormenting, and dressing like no one is watching. Unfortunately, everyone is watching as it embarks on a chaos-fuelled rampage, dressed in golden undies that ride so far up, they could only be described as a slingshot at this point.