Monster: Frodo

Height: 22cm
Features: Human-like teeth, slitted eyes​
Fur: Tan fleece
Fart velocity: Silent but violent
Phlegm consistency: Thick
Description: Happy hobbit or fierce Fuggler? It can be hard to tell with this little fellow. Chosen by fate to take the One Ring to Mount Doom, this guy’s unexpected journey is bound to include mayhem and mischief on the way. You almost feel sorry for Sauron.